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Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
The Grocery Store...It's A Trap!
So I went to the grocery store today. Those of you new to my
posts will probably wonder what the big deal is. Thousands of people go to
grocery stores all the time without anything happening. The rest of you that follow
along my misadventures know differently. So here we go, a post about Joey going
to the grocery store.
As I was walking through the produce section, yeah I said it;
produce section, I was trying to remember if I had garlic. I was walking around
thinking “Do we have garlic? Do we have garlic? Do we have garlic?” While I'm
thinking about that, a helpful employee comes up and asks if he could help me.
I respond “Do you know if I have garlic?” He gives me a smile that all retail
people use to humor idiot customers and walks away.
Next, I had to find some canned tomatoes and tomato paste.
So I'm walking up and down the canned fruit vegetable and section and I'm trying
to figure out if tomatoes are fruits or vegetables. Turns out, that the point
is moot since the canned tomatoes are kept in with the pasta sauces. This
led me to be painfully aware that I am way too domesticated and would never
survive again by myself in the wild.
I take all my stuff and go to checkout. The nice young lady
grabs the dozen roses that I am going to give Wendy and a thorn gets her in the
palm of her hand. This leads me to say “Every rose has it's thorn huh?” She gives
me a smile that all retail people use to humor idiot customers and keeps on
ringing me up. I didn’t care because I got to quote Poison so my day was complete.
Here is where I want to point out that Wendy better appreciate the roses since
they literally has cause people to have blood on their hands.
After I bought my stuff, the nice young lady handed me my receipt
and said “Thank you mister Lantz.” We need to get a new club card together.
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